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FUNNY SMS                                                FUNNY SMS         Child: Mama muje bhai chaiye                                                  23 age of boy proposed a girl. Mama: Beta tmhre Abu U.S.A gay hain,                                                Girl: Get lost      

                                                                                              3 years old boy proposed a girl   wo a jaen phir sochen ge.                                                    

                                                                                           Girl: Awww how cute... Yes i will Child: Mama,Ap sath waly uncle se bat kro na,                    Posed By: RJ_SKR                          papa ko Surprise denge.

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  FUNNY SMS                                             FUNNY SMS           Aaj mere pass                                                                       Kal Se Tabiyat Theek Nhi Thi        Mobile hy                                                                                   Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya            Number hy                                                                   Baba Ne Kaha K Tm Pr JIN Ka Saya Hy.  Charger hy                                                                             Kisi KANJOOS Ko SMS kARO    Battery hy                                                                                                              Posed By: RJ_SKR                         

Balance hy 

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do

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FUNNY SMS 

Kya lekar aye thay? 

kya lekar jaoge …?

mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,

itne paise bacha kar kya..

MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE

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Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai..

Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai,
Magar yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai..

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Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain..

Funny Shayari

Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,
“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..

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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

Funny Shayari

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

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Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera..

Funny Shayari

Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera,
Qurbaan gaye is pe dil-o-jaan wagera,

Billi to yunhi muft main badnaam huyi,
Thailay mein to kuch aur tha samaan wagera,

Be’hirss o gharzz farzz adaa ki jiye apna,
Jis tarah police karti hai chalaan wagera,

Ab hosh nahin koi ke badaam kahan hai,
Ab apni hatheli pe hain dandaan* wagera,

Har shirt ki bushratt bana dali hai Anwar,
Yun chaak kiya hum ne garebaan* wagera..

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Dhoka mila jab pyar main..

Funny Shayari

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.. 

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Us ka naam “Allah-Rakhi” hai..

Funny Shayari

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

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Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye..

Funny Shayari

Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,

Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,

Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,

Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,

Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..

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Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota..

Funny Shayari

Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,
Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota,

Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se,
Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota,

Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta,
Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota,

Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha,
Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota,

Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana,
Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,

Wahan Zer-e-behess Atey Khat-o-haal O Huye-hubaan,
Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hota..

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